This Random Cracked Article Complains About Three Houses, and It’s Total Garbage

I've accidentally created something of a subseries, wherein I complain about an article on the web that reads like a chimpanzee dying of lung cancer wrote it. Looking for atrociously written articles isn't a part-time hobby of mine, believe it or not. I just happen on these like a sleepy person's big toe finds the …

What’s Right and Wrong With Fire Emblem: Three Houses?

Gather round, students, and have a seat. I will be your instructor this day, C3, and today's lesson will center on Fire Emblem: Three Houses, a game about a rube who gets recruited to a teaching position at a prestigious military academy but gets caught in the flare-up of a country-wide conflict. We'll be covering …